By far the funniest transition timelines are the ones from trans men where the “before” picture is some teeny little guy with sad baby seal eyes and the “after” picture looks like Kratos
This is one of the top posts in r/transtimelines and it really sums up what I’m talking about
My irl saw this post and sent me this even crazier transformation today! The little guy to Kratos pipeline is real!!!
the key to understanding kermit is that line from the original muppet series where lesley anne warren is like “i thought you were the only person here who wasn’t crazy” and kermits like “me not crazy? i hired the others” that guy loves chaos. he loves crazy shit, and he loves being the guy who has to handle the crazy shit. he deliberately creates these circumstances! he puts himself in these positions! and then he’s like “i cant believe youre making me do this.” anyway that frog is more human than any of us
classic behaviour for the manager of a community theatre company.
you would think. when a cat goes somewhere. that leaves them stuck and unable to get down. without human (read: my) assistance. and so they go meowmeowmeowmeow until i rescue them. they would learn their lesson. and not jump back up there again. especially not 8+ more times
Like… You live like this? You write like this? You think like this??
I want to be absolutely clear that, when I write an alcoholic character, it’s because I think that alcohol addiction and drinking to excess are cool. Just like when I write a criminal, I’m trying to persuade you, the reader, to take up a life of larceny and murder. Just so long as that’s understood.
Oh good, because that’s 100% the message I take from fictional media. For instance, I watched Hannibal for recipes and relationship advice.
ALT